Meet Happy Gilmore!
(Warning: may cause extreme laughter and mild chaos.)
DOB: 3/18/2025
This little tabby-and-white firecracker is the undisputed Head Cat in Charge. Found under a house with his siblings, Happy Gilmore has taken it upon himself to lead the kitten crew in daily missions of mischief, mayhem, and meows.
He is LOUD. Like, “tiny lion who thinks he pays rent” loud. He’s also full of energy and specializes in what we call “spontaneous kitten combustion”—one second he’s chill, the next he’s airborne with a toy mouse in his mouth like a fuzzy little missile.
If you’re looking for a kitten with Big Personality, Big Pounces, and Big Opinions, Happy Gilmore is your guy. Just don’t be surprised if he takes over your house (and your heart) within 24 hours.