Meet Unsub: Certified Neck Snuggler & Fuzzball of Mystery!
DOB: 3/21/2025
Cue the dramatic music… DUN DUN.
This is Unsub, a creamy orange kitten with a mysterious past, a suspiciously cute face, and a coat so floofy we suspect it may be evidence of a future in modeling (or possibly wizardry).
Unsub and his equally adorable sister, Person of Interest, were found by a Good Samaritan who realized these two were just too suspiciously sweet to leave behind. Naturally, they were turned over to the professionals (a.k.a. the rescue), and now they’re awaiting their forever homes!
Unsub specializes in stealth snuggles and high-volume purring. His favorite perch? Not a cat tree—no, that would be too normal. He prefers a human neck. Yes, your neck. Resistance is futile.
He’s been undercover with cats, kids, and even large dogs—and guess what? He’s thriving. Whether he’s chasing toys or launching surprise snuggle attacks, Unsub is always working his adorable angle.
Got a warm neck and a soft spot for sweet floofs? Unsub is ready to infiltrate your heart and never leave.
Apply now. This case won’t stay open long!